Breaking Sandwich News:

I made a delivery to the lube bay at the West St. Paul Saturn dealership. One of the guys there asked, jokingly, "Hey Jimmy Johns guy, when are you coming out with a new sandwich?"

"Oh, a few weeks" I said.

He said, "You're shittin' me."

No, dear readers, I'm shittin' no one. Before July is out, or so I'm told, Jimmy Johns will be rolling out a new sandwich, the #17 UP, or "Ultimate Porker". The UP will come on 8" French Bread, with lettuce, tomato, mayo, ham, and bacon. All that's needed before we can start selling this new sandwich are new menus and menu boards. Everybody's excited for it, just ask this Jimmy Johns employee: